A THREAD OF GRATITUDE:

I came to Twitter, and established my website, because I felt it critical for the world to know about #Chump,
and to #resist even the slightest temptation to hold back on reporting the truth about the #Chump administration,
without fear or favor.

From a makeshift sidewalk encampment, I have spent over a year working diligently to bring you the most detailed exposé of the #Chump team’s activities, with a passion which I am sure many of you share on the topic of #Chump.

In that time, I have been blown away with gratitude for the unexpected following of the brilliant Twitter community working to #resist kakistocracy and kleptocracy of any kind.

Those of you who have come to know me will understand that I am utterly devoted to this humble cause, and that I aim to use my searing investigative journalism, DIY tips and home-baked #recipes to bring awareness of the real #Chump to a world troubled by political and culinary malaise.

I openly admit that I wish for my report – and its arsenal of withering double-meanings – to be spread to the world like an unstoppable rash of joy and enlightenment, so that no corner of the globe, no armpit of any distant country, is untouched by the spread of knowledge of the almighty #Chump and his work.

I am now reaching a point in my #amwriting journey where I will soon be issuing my explosive report to the world.

In doing so, dear reader, I thank you sincerely for your following,
and hope that I can provide you with a work of substance which lifts the spirit and offers renewed optimism.

Tell your friends, Romans and countrymen about dear Martha @Skewermann’s searing report, and #resist the urge to keep this knowledge to yourself.

( Shakespeare, btw, then continued:
“I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him” )

Together we can educate the world and prevent any kind of #GlobalResistance to this light of awareness.

Let your dearest Martha occupy that small space in your mind previously taken up by all-consuming thoughts of #Chump.

And please: retweet, comment, discuss, disseminate.

I sincerely hope to bring joy and relief from political malaise to all my cherished readers across the globe, of which you are one.

With much love,

Your dear Martha @Skewermann,
Investigative journalist extraordinaire.