Dear readers, I just published this important article on Medium:

Check it out!

Love Martha

https://medium.com/@martha.skewermann/marthas-photojournalism-scoop-of-2020-e407fea46f56

After carrying out a detailed 22-month investigation on the street outside Chump’s house, Martha’s sizzling exposé of the Chump administration has at last been released.

DIRE AND PUNY – Outside Chump’s Blackened House

details the joys and tribulations of the Chump team as they seek to bring social justice to Washintown, with mixed results : (
… but a happy ending!

Pick up a copy of DIRE AND PUNY on Amazon today!

Love Martha Skewermann

Investigative journalist extraordinaire

Dear readers,

Apologies, my blog has lain a little dormant while I have been ferreting away on my major book project on the Chump administration…

… but the great news is that I am now, finally, only days away from going to print.

Stay posted!

… and don’t forget to sign up to my Book Club List for special advance previews. I will never spam you, though I may share some Spam recipes.

Love, your very dear Martha Skewermann

Investigative journalist extraordinaire

A THREAD OF GRATITUDE:

I came to Twitter, and established my website, because I felt it critical for the world to know about #Chump,
and to #resist even the slightest temptation to hold back on reporting the truth about the #Chump administration,
without fear or favor.

From a makeshift sidewalk encampment, I have spent over a year working diligently to bring you the most detailed exposé of the #Chump team’s activities, with a passion which I am sure many of you share on the topic of #Chump.

In that time, I have been blown away with gratitude for the unexpected following of the brilliant Twitter community working to #resist kakistocracy and kleptocracy of any kind.

Those of you who have come to know me will understand that I am utterly devoted to this humble cause, and that I aim to use my searing investigative journalism, DIY tips and home-baked #recipes to bring awareness of the real #Chump to a world troubled by political and culinary malaise.

I openly admit that I wish for my report – and its arsenal of withering double-meanings – to be spread to the world like an unstoppable rash of joy and enlightenment, so that no corner of the globe, no armpit of any distant country, is untouched by the spread of knowledge of the almighty #Chump and his work.

I am now reaching a point in my #amwriting journey where I will soon be issuing my explosive report to the world.

In doing so, dear reader, I thank you sincerely for your following,
and hope that I can provide you with a work of substance which lifts the spirit and offers renewed optimism.

Tell your friends, Romans and countrymen about dear Martha @Skewermann’s searing report, and #resist the urge to keep this knowledge to yourself.

( Shakespeare, btw, then continued:
“I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him” )

Together we can educate the world and prevent any kind of #GlobalResistance to this light of awareness.

Let your dearest Martha occupy that small space in your mind previously taken up by all-consuming thoughts of #Chump.

And please: retweet, comment, discuss, disseminate.

I sincerely hope to bring joy and relief from political malaise to all my cherished readers across the globe, of which you are one.

With much love,

Your dear Martha @Skewermann,
Investigative journalist extraordinaire.

To my fellow apartment-dwellers: NEVER, EVER LEAVE YOUR BINS OUT AGAIN AFTER PICKUP OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT TOWN HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. I AM NO LONGER A TENANT THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED BINS OF PESTILENCE & DEATH. BE COURTEOUS!

It’s been a busy few days between writing and Twittering away, and my blog has lain a little dormant in the meantime.

Yet I can finally release to the public Mayor Chump’s 2017 Tax Return which I stumbled upon while rummaging through his bins out by the sidewalk. I must get my story straight as it was reported elsewhere that this had blown out of the dumpster. Whatever my source, the main thing is that I’ve located this gem of investigative journalism, and here it is finally for you to peruse in detail…

Love to all, Martha xoxox

Here it is – Mayor Chump’s 2017 Tax Return – in PDF format

Welcome to your only home base for REAL NEWS direct from Washtown and your sanctuary of joy and sanity in a world where all other information outlets are utterly FAKE.

Yes, this is indeed an outrage.

In coming months I’ll be posting ground-breaking political journalism of a kind never previously published.

If you follow political news on a daily basis, you will not want to miss my shuddering revelations.

Feel free to check in regularly and let me know by subscribing here under ‘Get the Scoops’ or via Email if you’d like to register interest in a pre-order of my forthcoming explosive book on the Chump administration.

I’ll be revealing some scintillating leaks as the days tick by…

…and I’m very excited to hear the views of my discerning readers.

Welcome along for the ride!

The truth will out, and I will deliver it to you faithfully.