During breaks in her typing, Martha is keen to take a moment to upload some of the wonderful recipes which have resulted from her journalistic research and her own home cooking.
Mayor Chump’s office has been kind enough to provide some limited access to Chump family recipes which Martha will only add after having first thoroughly tested in her own home. The high levels of fish content and concomitant heavy metals in the Mayor’s recipes have been known to make some diners gag, choke or experience intense ongoing nausea, so these recipes must be used with considerable care. By way of brief disclaimer, Chump family recipes if absorbed too frequently may also cause additional side-effects including, but not limited to: hair loss, bloating, flatulence, myopia, diarrhea, brain infarctions and gangrene of the nether regions. Nevertheless, give them a try and you might be surprised at your results!
Martha also includes here some of her own home favorites which are guaranteed to please your family.
Feel free to click on these links to download a free copy of these magnificent recipes.
More will be added as time permits.
Happy baking, beloved readers!
Mayor Chump’s Fruity Scone Recipe
Martha’s Traditional Scone Recipe
